{"product_id":"clown-shorts","title":"Sweet Smokey The Clown Shorts","description":"\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-(--sticky-padding-top)\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Mastodon Shorts feature Smokey the Clown and the \"Asstodon\" print on the front, and bold “Asstodon” lettering and colorful star graphics across the back. Finished with contrast mustard trim and a retro-inspired athletic silhouette, these shorts pair perfectly with the Stars Muscle Tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficial Mastodon merchandise\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro-inspired athletic silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmokey the Clown and Mastodon logo on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Asstodon” lettering and colorful star graphics on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContrast mustard trim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Mastodon Official Store","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48864946553084,"sku":"MASTRX203130OT_SM","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48864946585852,"sku":"MASTRX203130OT_MD","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48864946618620,"sku":"MASTRX203130OT_LG","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48864946651388,"sku":"MASTRX203130OT_XL","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48864946684156,"sku":"MASTRX203130OT_2XL","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48864946716924,"sku":"MASTRX203130OT_3XL","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/5345\/files\/ClownShortsFrontBack.png?v=1785279371","url":"https:\/\/shop.mastodonrocks.com\/products\/clown-shorts","provider":"Mastodon Official Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}